Why Couldn’t This Happen To Kim Zolciak?!

April 6, 2009 / Posted by:

The wig spirits fucked with the wrong bitch! Megan Good was out peddling the puss in Miami when her wig decided to make a break for it. Megan wanted to go south, but her wig had other ideas and tried to go north! Damn it all!

Why can’t this kind of shit ever happen to Kim Zolciak?! Probably because that bitch keeps kibble in her wig’s mouth at all times, so it won’t ever think twice about leaving her head high and bare. I still have to laugh at Megan thought, because I love it when wigs go rogue.

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