Chris Brown was in court today to plead “not guilty” to mangling Alien Princess RiRi. Chris will have to go back to court on April 29th for more fun and games. Everyone expected Chris to drop the “not guilty” shit, because he’s currently trying to work out some kind of plea deal with prosecutors. Chris’ lawyer didn’t speak to reporters after the hearing, but RiRi’s lawyer took the mic and said sang a few things.
He said that RiRi just wants to stick the whole thing in a bong and smoke it up, because she doesn’t want to go to trial. When asked if RiRi would testify if that shit went to trial, he said she’ll do anything the law requires her to do. He finished with, “My client recognizes it is not up to her what kind of deal. It is up to the D.A. to decide. She would prefer that this be resolved expeditiously and fairly… so she can get back to her life, which is exactly what she wants to do.”
In related news, Dollhouse Dude was MIF (missing in fuckery) again! This isn’t amusing. Dollhouse Dude is the keeper of the court (steps) and he hasn’t been there to keep the foolery going! Actually, I don’t think Chris’ plea even counts if Dollhouse Dude isn’t there to give his blessing. I’m not a lawyer, but I’ve done fucky times with plenty and that makes me an authority on the subject! Pull Dollhouse Dude out of the Del Taco bathroom he passed out in and get him to the court now! Mofo has a job to do.