Crazy-On-Crazy Action

April 6, 2009 / Posted by:

I know what I’m having for lunch: two stale dried apricots on a bed of moldy cottage cheese. It couldn’t have been legal or sanitary for Ramona and Vicki from The Real Houseloonies of Crazytown to touch prunes like this in front of a restaurant. The Discountess frowns upon this kind of behavior!

The Real HouseHos from NYC, Orange County and Atlanta were all in Los Angeles this past weekend for Bravo’s A-List awards. The only tricks who didn’t show their faces were Jill Zarin and The Discountess. The Discountess didn’t go, because it’s like not classy for a cheated-on whore to show her face in public. Or something. Even though she wasn’t there, the others had themselves a fucking time.

Ramona and Vicki had lunch at The Ivy and guess who strolled in right after them?! Kim Zolciak! Her wig probably needed a little nourishment and Jack in the Box refused to serve it again after it bit one of the cashiers. I don’t know if these three had lunch together, but I pray to the famewhore gods that they did and that they discussed their new all-girl musical supergroup. Seriously, it has to happen! Not since Sweet Sensation…..

Think about it. With Kim Zolciak’s “possum getting castrated without anesthesia” voice and Ramona’s “mental patient trying to get out of a straitjacket” moves, they can take over the world! Vicki is just in the group to make sure everyone has proper health insurance.

Here’s more of the crazy trifecta along with some pictures of all the housewives at the A-List Awards yesterday. The Atlanta cast picture was totally modeled after THIS.

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