The Photoshop Awards: Blohan On Harper’s Bazaar China

April 4, 2009 / Posted by:

Harper’s Bizarre China didn’t want to deal with Cokezilla terrorizing their set, so they just picked up a Blohan doll, took one Polaroid of it, brought that shit up in Photoshop, ran the “cokewhore lookin’ for a fix” tool over her eyes for authenticity, added a little chunk, hit PUBLISH and then called it a fucking day. This is a two-second effort if I ever saw one.

I know Zombie Blohan normally doesn’t look like she has a pulse, but this shit is just beyond. Putting a picture of a burnt coke rock next to a coughed up cat hairball on the cover would’ve been a more realistic image of Blohan than this fakery!


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