Where are the paparazzi when you really need them, because last night a cracked out lizard tried to slither into a JcPenney party and got SHUT DOWN. That magical moment would been the perfect thing to play at parties especially since Blohan apparently tried to start a massacre and had to be held back by 5 bouncers. Oh, how you know she pulled out of one White Oprah’s favorite lines: “Do you know who I am?” They did know who she was and that’s why they denied the bitch.
You see, OK! Magazine says that the party was for Charlotte Ronson’s new fashion line for JcPenney. The whole Ronson family was there and SamRo specifically told the organizers not to let Hurricane Crackwhore through the doors. Sources say Blohan even knew she wasn’t supposed to show up, but like Tommy Girl to a peen, she just couldn’t help herself. Shit got so heated after Blohan got a stop sign at the door that she had to be “restrained from coming in by five security guards.”
Those five security guards are weak in the brains! You don’t even need to touch Blohan to get her to leave. Just walk down to the sidewalk, open up an 8-ball and sprinkle the goodness all over the floor. That cokeyeater would have feverishly sniffed up every last grain long after the party was over.
So I guess this mean that SamRo and Blohan are no longer partners in pussay for now. These two lezzies are like an Ambert Lambert performance. They are so fucking over-the-top!
Here’s some pictures from that JcPenney (HA! AGAIN!) shit last night. Maury Povo needs to pay Mark Ronson a little visit, because I still don’t believe he’s related to any of those turtle people.