Lily Allen played L.A. last night and during her cover of Brit Brit’s “Woomanizah” (which Lily strangely pronounces “Womanizer“), a cokey freckled mess stumbled on stage for absolutely no reason. Blohan popped out of nowhere, whispered something to Lily, gave her a side-hug, threw her skanky bones up in the air, busted a move like a special needs chimp, played a game of Hide-N-Seek behind Lily and then staggered off. I think I just witnessed a drug deal.
Why else would Lily bring Blohan on stage? That’s not exactly something you flaunt. A Lohan is something you only bring out at parties when it’s time to go skiing. Other than that, you keep that filthy little secret to yourself!
The crackery cracks at the 3:30 mark in the video above.