Throw it back into the fucking sea! I never thought I’d ever ever write this, but I’d rather share a McNuggetini with Lady GaGa’s droopy cooch than look at this herp-crusted piece of rotten Mahi Mahi. That’s how much this wonky skankwhoreslutbitch makes the caca boil up into my throat. It probably tastes better than her toxic chocha juices. And is that a piece of lattice fence she’s wearing?! Extreme WHORE Makeover!
On a positive note, at least those glasses cover up her busted wonky eye! However, Geordi La Forge called and said Wonky can keep those things. The CDC already warned him.