That Hair

April 3, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Alien Princess RiRi is back in Barbados today after spending a quick minute in NYC yesterday and Hawaii on Wednesday. The creature on her head has been with her through every airport security check. Seriously, it’s time for RiRi to carefully take that animal off her head, put it back in its cage, give it some pellets to eat and a nest of hay to sleep in. Then she should give it an air kiss goodbye and then close the door. She better do that before some ho snatches it off her head and turns it into the pound.

Besides, Prince already did this hair in the 80s. Let’s not go back!

And I shouldn’t really talk, because some ho recently told me my hair was looking a little RiRi-ish. Looks like I have a special date with a pair of clippers this weekend!

Tags: Mario Lopez, Rihanna

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