Morning Wood
April 3, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Hugh Jackmeoff’s wolf buns – Pink is the New Blog
Carlos Santana is my hero – Celebitchy
Kate gets to treat Jon like lukewarm caca for another season! – Popeater
Bite her! Bite her! BITE HER! – SAYOR
Expect to see these Tommy Davidson pictures in the back of your newspaper in an advertising for a gay singles chat line – FreddyO
Being delusional runs in the Hilton family – Holy Moly!
Robert Pattinson looking like a baby Twinkie – Socialite Life
Fuggie needs to trade in her 500 pairs of shoes for 1 paper bag – I’m Not Obsessed
Moe from The Three Stooges is looking sexy – ICYDK
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