Clay Gayken isn’t the only ho who has the ability to shoot rainbows out of his glittery hole! Jamie Oliver’s wife has the same gift. Jools Oliver gave birth to a little baby girl in London early this morning and they named the poor thing PETAL BLOSSOM RAINBOW. She is now the gayest baby in England.
Petal Blossom Rainbow (I get gayer every time I type that) joins Poppy Honey, 7, and Daisy Boo, 5, as the Oliver girls. Petal Blossom, Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo! They sound like Geldofs and that’s not a good thing.
At least they already have their raver nicknames for when they get older, but I seriously CANNOT with those names. Sounding like the name of an Ecstasy pill is not cute.
My no-no is whistling the theme song to My Little Pony theme song for a good reason. Petal Blossom is the actual name of a My Little Pony. This baby is named after the gayest pony that ever lived! I’m kind of jealous actually.
And Sarah Jessica Parker’s morning is not off to a good start. She better call up her lawyers, because this is copyright infringement!