It’s Back To St. Lucia For Wino!

April 3, 2009 / Posted by:

London is no longer on high alert, because Wino has packed up her crackhive and quit that bitch for St. Lucia. Yesterday morning, Wino got on a jet bound for her new homeland. The Crackie of the Caribbean has chosen St. Lucia as the place to make her third album. Wino will also buy a second den in St. Lucia.

Wino just can’t stay away from the salty air, the sound of the waves in the morning and the lush greenery. When I say “lush greenery,” I mean the kind that goes well with a hot plate of fries and gravy. You know bitch was craving the leaf of the Caribbean the same way I crave Prince Hot Ginge’s peen covered in crushed Mother’s Cookies (THE DREAMS).

Since Tornado Crackie is back, the tourists need to start putting some LoJack on their cocktails, because you know that crazy ho likes to snatch and run. Protect yo booze!


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