Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

April 3, 2009 / Posted by:

Dad has several kids, but we’ll focus on two, who are both adults. Offspring A is the A list celebrity everyone knows, who Dad acknowledges as his blood, and who has his name. Offspring B is his illegitimate child, and has a different last name. Offspring B is in the same business as Offspring A, and they have even worked together, but B has always been treated as a second-class citizen. Sadly, Dad has even made several moves to sabotage B’s career. For example, every time B has a project that’s about to be released, Dad pushes Offspring A into the headlines. Now B is struggling a bit, but are Dad and A stepping up to help? No. As usual, B will have to rely on him/herself to find work and pay the bills. (Blind Gossip)

Sasha Fierce and Kelly Rowland? Daddy Knowles can try and sabotage Kelly’s career, but he will never prevail! She’s doing big things now like hosting that Project Runway knock-off on Bravo. Don’t laugh! It’s a paying gig (I think).

Unbelievably shocking. It is just an affair. Those things happen everyday, but this one is mind blowing. Married. Child(ren). Academy Award Nominee/Winner. Actress. Permanently B list. Probably won’t ever move up or down from that position. She is having an affair with one of her trainers. She has a couple. He comes to her place when her husband is not around. No hotels, no sneaking around. Only at her place. It has been going on for almost 9 months. (CDAN)

Helen Mirren?! That tramp! But my other guess is Melanie Griffith?

This A list actress is more famous for one lucky television role than the truly awful acting she has done in movies. Well, she had a recent breakup. Her publicity machine cranked out every story it could to say she was the one who had done the breaking up with her singer boyfriend. Well, this may be true, but then why would the singer have to change his phone number and e-mail address after she wouldn’t stop trying to contact him? When she couldn’t reach the singer why would she start calling all of his friends to beg them for his number? What she is telling his friends is that she can’t move on without some kind of closure. (CDAN)

Sigh. Aniston, honey, take my hand. We need to go get you some dick.

This older, semi-classic actress has grown such a distaste for American, English-speaking television that she is now watching Spanish TV almost exclusively. She even ordered more channels to give her some variety. She does not speak any Spanish, but that doesn’t seem to bother her a bit. It’s not Betty White. (BuzzFoto)

Lauren Bacall? And I used to do that shit when I was little. I would sit watching novellas for hours and had no idea what they were saying. The catfights left me mesmerized.

Which wholesome TV host shocked partygoers when he pulled out a baggie of Colombia’s finest? (Gatecrasher)

Why would they be shocked to see a bag of coffee beans? My guess is Willard Scott? You know that bitch likes to party.

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