Ben Affleck’s Hangover Cure

April 3, 2009 / Posted by:

What the hell is Ben Affleck yapping about? This is what he told Esquire, “The best cure for a hangover is something one straight man can’t do for another straight man.

Is he talking about getting it in the turdcutter? Because if that cured the drunk ills, I’d put vodka in my Frosted Flakes, vodka in my Top Ramen and vodka in my bath. Days would be filled with vodka and ass sex! Okay, it already is, but it would be so much better without the barfing part (I’m not that kinky).

Maybe he’s talking about facials? And if he is, we already know he does that with Matt every Sunday while the wives are at brunch.

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