So she pulled off her flip-flop and snacked on that for a bit. Usually, when I eat my rubber sandal, I pour some A1 on that bitch, charbroil it a bit and serve it with some fries, but Suri likes hers raw and plain. To each his own. Don’t worry, I’m sure there’s some kind of protein in there. Hopefully, after Suri finished devouring that flip-flop, she ate up Stepford Katie’s “abuelita with a cold” hat.
And don’t you dare put any blame on Katie for allowing Suri to lick on caca. She’s too busy hating life to notice!