Posh Laughs At This!
April 2, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Why does Heidi Klum look like she’s posing for quarters in some Equus boots on a street bench in front of a crowd of damn strangers?! I thought that the recession had claimed another victim, but she’s actually just doing something model shit for German Vogue in Beverly Hills.
You know Posh is somewhere in the world strapped to an IV bag filled with the period blood of virgins and laughing at Heidi! Cackling! Heidi can’t even get up in those things! If she Posh actually did any kind of exercise, she’d wear those “kill me now” platforms while running a marathon.
And I am jealous about that steel rainbow popping out of Heidi’s ass.
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