Open Post: Hosted By Mickey Rourke’s Cheating Ways

April 2, 2009 / Posted by:

Just a few days ago Mickey Rourke was loving up Jaws like he was the only bitch in his life and look at this shit right here! Mickey is kissing on some blonde whore! It doesn’t take much for Mickey, does it? He sees a bitch wagging her skanky tail, giving him puppy dog eyes and then before you know it, he’s whispering sweet lovelies into her ear. That dog is a homewrecking slut! She’s loving it and wants more. Poor Jaws. When Mickey got home reeking of doggy chow, Jaws knew he had been untrue. He probably howled, “Why can’t you love me?!“, but Mickey was too wasted on the sweet intoxication of that dog slut to listen. The next time Mickey makes out with Jaws at an airport, he’s going to know it’s not that special.

Apparently, the dog slut had some kind of ear infection and that’s why Mickey was giving it some love. Well, now that skank whore also has an eye infection from getting that close to Mickey’s mug!

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