Morning Wood
April 2, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
This proves that vampires don’t shrivel up in salt water or the sun – Socialite Life
The “Over the Moon” Watch: Constance Marie edition – People
MiserAlba is racist against white foods! – Celebitchy
It sounds like Robbie Williams gave his girlfriend some kind of rare jungle STD – I’m Not Obsessed
K-Fat ate the kids – Pink is the New Blog
If Glenn Close ever got into a room with Carrot Top who would make it out in one piece? – HuffPo
And when I “think” about Lady CaCa, I can give myself the shits – Holy Moly!
Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner just need to kiss and make out…. on a webcam so we can all see – ICYDK
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