American Idol: Now I Like Her

April 2, 2009 / Posted by:

Just when she gets shoved back to the tattoo farm, Little Miss Sunny Joy brought out the bitch last night. This is what I was waiting for and it came too late! I always knew she wasn’t only filled with sunshiney happy fun times. The cunt that Megan has been keeping quiet finally seeped out to bite one of Simon’s fur tittays. It seemed like Megan was just over it. She was sick of fake smiling and sick of not being able to face fuck Danny Hokey with a hammer. Bitch was saying fuck Simon, fuck Paula, fuck Kara’s ugly ass jaw, and fuck that big gay lion who shrieks like he’s got a power strip in his ass! FUCK all of it! And Simon kicked her in the culo right back when he told her they wouldn’t be using the dumb ass Power of Veto to save her. Although, Megan needs to leave that “caw caw” shit

Speaking of CACA, she performed on Idol last night! Okay, I try try try my hardest to give him a chance. I do. At the beginning, her little Carol Channing acid tab act didn’t really bother me. But then she got up and that’s when I felt like I needed to sound the whistle, so the dog catcher could come out and wrestle that rabies-infected beast to the floor before it infected someone. The bitch needed a Mace blast to the face. And I think Adam Lambert pulled the power strip out of his ass and shoved it up hers. That’s the only thing that would explain the body seizure she calls dancing.

The clip is below. Put a spoon on your tongue just in case. And I know I’m not the only one who wanted her to zip up her whole face!

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