Afternoon Crumbs

April 2, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

In case you have just arrived on Earth, let me welcome you with a HoHan nipple that every pair of working eyes on this planet has already seen – Egotastic!

Johnny Depp. That is all. – Just Jared

I really want to see RiRi and CHERYK BURKE in a mop-off – Popsugar

Elizabeth Hurley at the opening of a store in an outlet mall. How do you say ghetto in British? – Lainey Gossip

This is your every weekend – Cityrag

Two butch dykes making out by the pool (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Miley Cyrus couldn’t be happier with her pedo-boy-toy. Yes, committing a felony is fun! – Hollywood Rag

Brad Pitt is cock-eyed – Towleroad

Tila Tequila in her Wednesday night church outfit – Hollywood Tuna

This Powder Blue movie basically looks like soft-core Pit Bull porn – Popoholic

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