The Drunky Has Landed

April 1, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Citizens of New York! Quit reading this shit and quickly run out to your local liquor store! Buy every bottle you can get your hands on and then rush home like you’ve got the runs in a bad way, because Kate Moss is amongst us! Kate will drink this city dry of our sweetest nectar! She will seek it out and won’t stop until every last drop has entered her mouth! If you’re into the bad shit, you better hide that too, because she’ll sniff it out. Before you lock yourself in your apartment, line your front door with toothpaste. Kate doesn’t go near the stuff. Don’t be scared. We will get through this!

Here’s Boozerfield in Manhattan today for the opening of the first Top Shop in the US. She may look all smiley and sober now, but it won’t be long before she’ll turn into a snarly booze-hungry monster!

Tags: Dickmatized, Drunk, Kate Moss

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