The CAPTION THIS Contest Winner For March 31st!

April 1, 2009 / Posted by:

China’s latest strategy to combat over-population: making sure all tanks remain empty. – johnnysgirl

Runners-up:

Octomom’s sperm bank had to put on a second shift. – Team Valtrex

The Three Spooges – tominjersey

The girl that does the impression of Jim Carrey in Dumb n Dumber with the ketchup and mustard bottles is very popular – Provolone

Even though the peens are pixelated in the full picture, it still might be NSFWish unless you work in a sperm bank. So the full shit is after the jump. JUMP!

VIA Buzzfeed

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