Meet Elke, the baby Leaf-Monkey from the Taronga Zoo in Sydney. This makes me wish that I could pop little baby Leaf-Monkeys out of my ass, so that I could have one or two of my very own. The love we would share! And the cute outfits they would wear! But then I’d have to give them away before they got all old and shit, because monkeys have the ability to tear your face off. Yeah, they definitely fall into the “cute until someone gets hurt” category. And I hate to tell you this, but Elke died shortly after this video was taken.
Okay, no more stupid fucking April Fool’s shit. Today is not the day….even though it is….it isn’t.
But it is the day for boozing until your eyes do flips, because what’s what you really do on holidays!
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