“Gis? It’s Bridge. Step Off My Baby!”

April 1, 2009 / Posted by:

Gis Buttchin sang her own version of “BOOM! I Got Yo Baby” to Vanity Fair when she said that she believes Bridge’s baby son is her own even though she didn’t go through that gross giving labor thing. Gis also said, “But to me, it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child — I feel it is, 100 percent.”

Bridge hasn’t said shit about this, because she’s too busy seeking the black magic services of CHERYL BURKE, but her friends are speaking out for her. A few of them told Page Six that Bridge isn’t exactly busting rainbows and balloons over what that evil horse witch said.

One friend yapped, “If Gisele loved Bridget’s child like he was ‘100 percent her own,’ then she would not talk about him in the press. Discretion and respect are not either of Gisele or Tom’s virtues, as was evidenced even when the child was still unborn and they publicly flaunted their relationship without any discretion whatsoever. Don’t you think Jack will grow up and read her comments and find them disrespectful to him and his mother? If Tom is such a great father as everyone likes to say, then you would think that he’d respect the privacy of his young child and would ask his wife not to use his son as a publicity prop and a subject of public discussion. Is she is so desperate for attention that she can’t find anything more productive to talk about other than Bridget’s child?”

The friend also got on a box, popped the spotlight on their face, did a little tap number and said, “Hey Gisele — real mothers don’t call their kids ‘it.‘” Snap to the fucking teefs!

It’s nice that Bridge is crossing her legs, adjusting her pearls and keeping her lips shut on this subject like a real lady, but I wish she would throw all that shit into the gutter and let that skank have it! Jump on Gis’ back, ride that horsey to the edge of the Grand Canyon, hop off, throw a sugar cube over the side and watch that bitch leap!

Image: Bauer Griffin

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