The whores over at The Sun say this is the first picture ever taken of Vadge with a crossing guard. Oh and that’s also Mercy holding Lourdes hand. You know, the little orphan girl that Vadge is trying to get her mutant veins on? I haven’t looked at my Ty Ty’s Telling Stories Wit Yo Eyez Handbook to confirm this, but I’m pretty sure Mercy’s is saying “HEEEEEELP MEEEE!” with her eyeballs. SOS eyez!
But you know what’s even more disturbing about this picture, VADGE IS FUCKING WEARING A FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING FANNY FUCKING PACK! Why does she look like my aunt on vacation in Puerto Vallarta wearing a towel as a skirt, a hat she bought at the airport from a dude who totally ripped her ass off and a fanny pack on her waist. Doesn’t Vadge already have a built-in fanny pack: her roidy cooze?! The terror! Poor Mercy is going to be raised by a bitch who wears a fanny pack!