Angie Harmon Wants You To Know She Still Exists

April 1, 2009 / Posted by:

Angie Harmon is trying to climb out of the black hole of irrelevancy by talking to Fox News about how she’s been discriminated against in Hollywood because she’s a Republican. Among other things. In part one of a two part (insert finger into mouth and barf here) interview, Angie already said she’s sick of people thinking she’s racist just because she doesn’t think Obama is doing a good job as President. But obviously, the pitchfork-wielding mob wasn’t big enough for Angie, because she has kept talking. Here’s a few quotes from the second part of her interview. If you all read is “PLEASE LOOK AT ME,” then you’re not alone.

On Bristol Palin’s pregnancy: “I think one of the greatest things about the Republican Party is the understanding, we don’t point fingers and we have class. Lets keep in mind here, how old is she, 17? I don’t care what anybody says, this person is still a young person and okay she’s got a big situation on her hands but for anyone to sit there and make fun of her or judge her is just cruel and wrong.”

On not getting acting jobs because she’s a Republican:”It’s not like anyone has come up to my face and been like ‘I’m not hiring you because you’re a Republican!’ But the media is so liberal and I get it, but I’m just confused on where we lost the respect for our fellow Americans. Not all of us are supposed to believe the same things and think the same way.”

On the difference between Republicans and Democrats: “I think the difference between the parties is, with the Democrats you can sit down with them and have a 15 minute conversation and if you’re not believing everything they say and buying into what they’re selling you, it is like you’re some dumb hick who doesn’t deserve to live here anymore. But with the Republicans, it is like okay I want to know what you know, you want to know what I know, okay great lets go have a beer after work, we’re still friends.”

On talking about her beliefs: “Look we haven’t been shot yet! We’re still alive! We’ve said the word “Republican” like four times and we’re still alive! Can you believe it?

About the not getting jobs thing. This bitch is full of delusion. Lots of Republicans work freely in Hollywood. I’ll give you some examples: Jessica Simpson (okay, bad example), Kelsey Grammar, Mel Gibson, Jon Voight, Vince Vaughn (maybe), Rebe McEntire and my favorite TV whore during the 7 o’clock hour Alex Trebek. The reason Angie isn’t getting jobs is pretty simple. The fact of the matter is the bitch has the acting skills of a hot piece of elephant dung. I should say, a CLASSY piece of elephant dung.

This is just me, but if I was married to Jason Sehorn, I would spent less time running my mouth hole to newspapers, and more time running my mouth hole on his peen.

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