April 1, 2009 / Posted by:

That’s how long it took me to hit the CLT+ALT+IQUITTHISBITCH command on this lukewarm pile of absolutely horrificness. And of course it comes to us from the walking puss-filled ass wart known as Heidi Montag. Seriously, my ears were about to crawl into my head to escape this slaughter. I can’t even call this music. This is a terrorist attack and should be treated as such! Every day is April Fool’s for this piece of chewed off scab.

Ryan Gaycrest attacked humanity this morning by debuting Heidi’s “Look How I’m Doing” on his KIIS-FM show. More like Look How I’m Doody (GONG!). This might be the first time that every effect on a Playskool Magic Keyboard has been used on a “song.” And it also makes sense that Heidi sounds like she’s getting a train ran on her while “singing” this mess, because that’s what she had to do to get this fuckery made.

You will need to cleanse your ears, so allow Top Design’s Wisit to wash away the ugliness you just listened to.

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