After Zac Efron decided he will not prance around like a pretty pretty princess in the Footloose remake, I thought the studio whores would stop the butchery and shut this shit down for a different day. Nope. Apparently, they are continuing to search for the perfect set of twinkly feet to take over for Kevin Bacon. And they may have found the one in the Home Depot-version of Zac, Chace Crawford. I say that because Chace is just a bit dykier than Zac. A bit.
Marc Malkin at E! says Chace sang for his life and danced like the planets were colliding during a test for the lead role this weekend. A source said that he did really well.
The movie’s name should be Assloose, because they are looking for the prettiest pussy boys in Hollywood. Damn. They just keep getting more precious and beautiful. If Chace doesn’t pass, they should get Ellen Degeneres to test. Better yet, just put Keira Knightley in a fucking wig and have her flitter about. She’d probably be more manly than Zac. And if that doesn’t work out for them, they could just shoot one of those ballerinas in a box for 2 hours with the Footloose music playing in the background. For serious.