Hose It Down!

March 31, 2009 / Posted by:

Whenever Kellie Pickler sees a make-up table, she should run the other way, because the two do not get along. Every time she sits down in front of one, it doesn’t end well. This is proof. At the “Dressed to Kilt” fashion show in NYC yesterday, Kellie looked like something out of The Real Housewives of Chernobyl. The shit she’s done to her face paired with all that make-up caca is not doing her any favors. Bitch looks like Phyllis Diller on a bad day.

And that hair. THAT HAIR! It looks like she was already stressed out while getting butt fucked without lube (trust me, that’s stressful), when her big toe accidentally hit the electrical socket creating this wreck. Put down the brush and just say no to teasing. Unless you’re a child beauty queen, and then TEASE away!

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