At the Oscars last month, Angie Jo had a little conversation with Azharuddin Mohammed, one of the kids from Slumdog Millionaire, and he asked her if she was ever planning to adopt a baby from India. After he asked that question, he gave her a wink, nudged her a bit, handed her some legal looking papers, changed into an all-black tunic outfit and then jumped into his new carrier (aka Brad’s arms), because now that he was part of the holy family he wouldn’t need to use his legs anymore. Walking is optional.
Angie had to knock him out of Brad’s arms and tell him that she only buys fresh flesh! And then she finally answered his question by saying, “Well, I’ll let you into a little secret, we will soon.” That’s what The Sun claims anyway.
Angie really isn’t going to fucking stop until she has perfectly recreated The Small World ride at Disneyland using real kids! Only then will she settle into her water boat and smugly smile to herself while looking at all the little lives she thinks she single-handedly saved.