Some rude bitch out there wants to kill Vicki from The Really Plastic Housewives of Orange County!!! Droopy Dog is about to get his sawed-off shotgun out, because he doesn’t like it when whores fuck with his people.
TMZ says that The OC Sheriff’s Department has launched an investigation after someone threatened to murder the fuck out of Vicki twice! The first death threat was made through a phone call. The second one came in an e-mail to Jeana. The e-mail told Jeana not to worry about Droopy’s homegirl, because she “would take care of Vicki for her.” The Sheriff’s Dept. thinks the threats came from some insane fanlady who is crazy for the show.
Okay, I’m going to need Gretchen and Lynne to show their hands. They must be the masterminds behind this criminal activity against Vicki! Actually, Lynne can put her jerky mits down. That bitch is way too slow in the brain to pull this off. Lynn would make the death threats from her own home phone and e-mail address! Then Vicki would say, “Hi, Lynne. I know it’s you. Go turn your air conditioning on.” This would lead Lynne on a ten-day search through her own house for her A/C unit.
SPOILER ALERT: One of Vicki’s personalities is behind this shit.