The MPAA Hates Gay Sex

March 30, 2009 / Posted by:

The skanks at the MPAA are so fucking dumb. I swear. In a movie, If a bitch chopped off another bitch’s head and then fucked it in the neck stump, that would be okay with the MPAA as long as the scene was between a female and a male. But if two dudes have harmless ass sex in a movie, that shit gets stamped with a big fat NC-17. The Wrap says the MPAA has done just that to Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno.

Those prune people at the MPAA have issues with a few scenes. In one scene, Bruno and another dude show their love for another by engaging in a little peen-to-no-no action. In another scene, Bruno goes on a little hunting trip and surprises another hunter by getting totally nekkid.

A head whore at Universal, the studio releasing the movie, said they will not put that shit out if it gets an NC-17 rating. Sacha is appealing the decision, but is also finding ways to cut scenes thus killing all the booty-hole-fucking fun.

The members of the MPAA need to do themselves in the ass with (NSFW: DON’T CLICK ON THIS) the biggest dildo ever (DON’T), because they are so damn uptight. I mean, Nicole Kidman’s frozen face is more horrific and disturbing than some ass sex and Australia didn’t get an NC-17.

If you ask me, if a movie doesn’t have hot gay sex in it, it should get an automatic NC (needs cock) rating.

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