The next time OctoMommy goes to get the mail from her box, she might find a check from fellow baby addict St. Angie Jo rather than a flaming shit-filled diaper with the words “TAKE YOUR CRAZY PUSSY ELSEWHERES” written all over it. That’ll be a nice change.
Star Magazine says St. Angie is considering dropping a few thousand dollars into the greedy hands of OctoMommy. St. Angie knows what it feels like to swim through a river of newborn diarrhea on a daily basis, so she wants to help. Some source who may be suffering from a disease called Sofuckingdelusionalitis, said, “Angelina is worried about the best interests of the kids. As a mom of six, she knows how chaotic and costly raising a big family can be. She doesn’t necessarily approve of Nadya, and she doesn’t want to turn the situation into even more of a circus.”
St. Angie knows a baby machine with a uterus made out of steel when she sees one, so that check is actually payment for OctoCrazy! St. Angie is going to import her to wherever the fuck her holy family is living, throw her into the basement, give her a box of IVF needles and allow the junkie to get her fix. 9 months later, St. Angie will slither down the stairs, grab her new bundle of BABIES!!!, throw another box at OctoCrazy and let the cycle repeat itself. Vadge is kicking herself in her roidy-crotch that she didn’t think of this first.