Sean Penn’s Movies Are Dead To Bill O’Reilly

Bill O’Reilly won’t be in line to see The Three Stooges movie went it hits theaters, and not because its going to be a crunchy shit stain on the face of cinema, but because Sean Penn is in it. Billy is not going to support a dude who has held hands with Hugo Chavez while running through a field of daisies.

In a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter (via UsWeekly), Bill said, “He’s a great actor, and if you hire him, you’ll get a good performance. I’m just not going to give a guy who gives aid and comfort to people like [Iran president Mahmoud] Ahmadinejad, Hugo Chavez and Saddam Hussein, when he was alive, my 10 bucks. That’s my right as an American. It’s a personal decision. I don’t tell people how to vote or how to spend their money. I don’t tell people how to do anything. In America, you decide for yourself. We don’t endorse anybody here or promote a political party, which is why we’ve been so successful.”

Oh, please. You know that when Milk came out, Bill skipped down to a subway platform in Chinatown, bought a bootleg copy, went home, locked all the doors, unplugged all the phones, got a tub of Crisco, fast-forwarded to Sean’s fuck scene with James Franco and had himself a dick slap party! Then he realized what he was doing, punched his peen and screamed at it for feeling throbby whenever it sees Sean Penn. FUCKING THING SUCKS!