Bill O’Reilly won’t be in line to see The Three Stooges movie went it hits theaters, and not because its going to be a crunchy shit stain on the face of cinema, but because Sean Penn is in it. Billy is not going to support a dude who has held hands with Hugo Chavez while running through a field of daisies.
In a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter (via UsWeekly), Bill said, “He’s a great actor, and if you hire him, you’ll get a good performance. I’m just not going to give a guy who gives aid and comfort to people like [Iran president Mahmoud] Ahmadinejad, Hugo Chavez and Saddam Hussein, when he was alive, my 10 bucks. That’s my right as an American. It’s a personal decision. I don’t tell people how to vote or how to spend their money. I don’t tell people how to do anything. In America, you decide for yourself. We don’t endorse anybody here or promote a political party, which is why we’ve been so successful.”
Oh, please. You know that when Milk came out, Bill skipped down to a subway platform in Chinatown, bought a bootleg copy, went home, locked all the doors, unplugged all the phones, got a tub of Crisco, fast-forwarded to Sean’s fuck scene with James Franco and had himself a dick slap party! Then he realized what he was doing, punched his peen and screamed at it for feeling throbby whenever it sees Sean Penn. FUCKING THING SUCKS!