Looking For Love In All The Fat Places

March 30, 2009 / Posted by:

File this under: the biggest back-handed compliment ever. Actually, this might be just a straight-up bitch slap without the compliment part. And the hand belongs to FOX. They have ordered a reality show for “average-looking people” called More to Love. It comes from the makers of The Bachelor and is billed as the first dating reality show “for the rest of us.” Okay, these dumb whores obviously don’t watch their own show, because scrub the make-up off all the prostitutes in The Bachelor and they can is easily be stashed into the fugly bitches pile.

The producers are currently looking for a Kevin James-type who will date a handful of BBWs. The girls will also compete in various challenges. The president of alternative programming at Fox, Mike Darnell (who looks like THIS), said, “For six years it’s been skinny-minis and good-looking bachelors, and that’s not what the dating world looks like. Why don’t real women — the women who watch these shows, for the most part — have a chance to find love too?

Yes, because “real women” are laying in their candy-wrapper covered beds, devouring an entire Entenmann’s devil’s food cake (delicious) while watching The Bachelor and thinking, “Why won’t they let me humiliate myself on national TV too?!

And you know that during the More to Love reunion special, the Kevin James-type will dump the chosen BBW for some skinny bitch and the world will explode. Those Bachelor producers are so obvious.

Source: The Hollywood Reporter

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