Josh Hartnett’s Stomach Is Being A Real Bitch

March 30, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Josh Hartnett was put in an ambulance and shuffled off to the hospital early this morning in Los Angeles after he complained that he had an owie in his stomach. Entertainment Tonight says Josh complained about stomach pains, and instead of drinking an Alka-Seltzer vodka (it’s fizzy!) and walking it off, he was taken to Cedars-Sinai. His spokesbitch said he’s doing absolutely fine, but was kept overnight so they could keep an eye on some kind of gastrointestinal disorder he suffers from. This is apparently the same condition that fucked with Josh last year in London.

I hope gastrointestinal disorder is just publicist talk for bad coke, right? Or bad fish? Or bad baby? Or bad jizz? Or maybe Josh tried to do that acting-thing again? Don’t do that, Josh! Leave it to the pros.

Tags: Josh Harnett

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