Cheeto Cry For Help

March 30, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

The baby bitch in this voicemail is apparently Our Lady of Cheetos and was made back in January. It was posted by the dude who owns the Brit Brit fansite that Daddy Spears is trying to take down. He couldn’t put this shit on his own site, so he posted it on JFXOnline instead. Landing Strip used to pap for JFX, so you do the math. Actually, don’t. It’s too late in the day for math.

Brit Brit was scared that Daddy Spears was trying to take away her cheetolings, so she called a lawyer dude and left the message on his voicemail.

You know, after listening to this around three times, a uterus grew in my body and quickly shriveled up in seconds. This means only one thing. That’s not Brit Brit, it’s OCTOCRAZY!!!!! I’d recognize that crazy baby whisper anywhere! Hey, at least OctoCrazy is trying to support her ten trillion babies by taking a job as a Brit Brit voice artist. Crazy impersonating crazy!

Tags: Britney Spears

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