BABY In A Tutu

March 30, 2009 / Posted by:

I’m about to rename this bitch Umbilicalcordlisted, because this Monday is about all BABIES! BABIES to the left, to the right, to the side, down below, up above, behind you, on your head, in your armpit, every fucking where! The malevolent baby army has brainwashed me, because every story that involves a BABY has me hypnotized and I just have to post about it. I better wear a car seat over my head to stop their messages infiltrating my brain area, because babies hate car seats.

Anybabieswilldestroyusall, here’s Halle Berry’s little baby, Nahla, wearing a tutu in Los Angeles. This makes me want to be a baby myself so that I can wear a tutu in public without men in white suits chasing after me with a taser gun. Babies can really do or wear anything and get away with it. That is why they are the most dangerous creatures on this planet! Although, Halle’s baby is really all sorts of precious. OH FUCK! Get me a car seat hat STAT!

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