A Baby Robber In Africa!

March 30, 2009 / Posted by:

Vadge and her face made from the labia lips of a thousand virgins arrived in Africa yesterday to open her net and catch every child she comes across. Because Vadge is saving Africa! It’s her Africa! But not everyone thinks that. Vadge will show her face in a court in Malawi today to make the final layaway payment on 3-year-old (or 4-year-old) Mercy James, but the child’s memaw is trying to stop the adoption.

Lucy Chekechiwa, Mercy’s memaw, is telling the papers that Vadge is nothing more than a baby robber! Baby Jesus‘ mom will co-sign that. Lucy said she made an agreement with the orphanage Lucy is living at that when she turned 6, she would come back home. Lucy’s mother and father have both passed away a while ago. Lucy went on to say, “Why doesn’t this singer pick other children? It is stealing. I want to go to court, I won’t let her go.”

I’m sure Lucy will feel a lot better when Vadge places a warm bundle of cash money in her arms. When she burps her new money baby, dollars will fall out instead of vom! That’s got to be better.

Lucy isn’t the only bitch in Africa that wants Vadge to get the fuck out. Some villagers are apparently pissed that she’s building a girls’ school around their parts. Well, she calls it a school, but we know it’s just a shopping center for Vadge to personally go and pick out some new accessories!

The villagers are saying that they have been told that their gardens and houses have to be torn down in order to make way for The University of Baby Roids. A government official said the villagers will be compensated by Vadge’s foundation. When a journalist asked Vadge if she was worried about the situation, she shouted back, “NO!

Well, I guess it could be worse for the villagers. Yeah, they won’t have a fucking roof over their heads or a damn garden to pick food from, but Vadge could’ve bought them instead.

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