Would You Hit It?

March 29, 2009 / Posted by:

This is the thing about Ashton Coochie, if bitch just stood there, kept the sexy still and refrained from opening up his mouth hole to deliver words covered in asshole juices, my peen hole would serenade him with a lust song. But Ashton just can’t help himself. The douche gene runs rampant in his system. He has to talk. It would probably be like doing myself with a tampon and the last time I tried that as a dare, it didn’t end well. There’s still a stain on the carpet that won’t come out. Fuck, I’m joking. Okay, I’m not.

But seriously, Ashton would be the type to fart and laugh while he’s doing you or give his peen a “voice” while you’re trying to blow him.

That being said, I’d hit it with a maxi-pad stuffed in his mouth.

Here’s Ashy working that crotch on a chain while filming some shit show in France.

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