The World Really Is Ending

March 29, 2009 / Posted by:

Kanye West has abandoned his CAPS-LOCK key and now Posh Beckham has left her ankle-murdering heels at home! Hold your favorite dildo close, because the end is near and you’re going to need it wherever you’re going (aka HELL).

Posh left Wembley in London yesterday looking like herself from the waist up and like Stepford Katie from the waist down. Posh even looks confused by that shit on her feet. It must feel kind of weird and lonely when you can’t hear the screams of pain from your feet after every step you take. It must have taken a herd of elephants and two cranes a few hours to pull those sandals off of her, because her usually-tortured feet weren’t about to let them go.

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