Wino And Her Crackhive Hit The Clinic

March 27, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Amy Wino’s crackhive is looking happy, healthy and well fed. While Wino was out cocktail stealing in St. Lucia, her crackhive was probably laying up in a rehab clinic trying to shake the cravings for the evil shit. Nowadays, it’s looking sober and honestly, kind of fat. That chunky ass bitch needs to call Jenny or go back on the crack again. Wino’s got some junk in the hive.

The former Crackie of Camden left her new house today and told the paps she was skipping off to the clinic to get a blood test. Wino said that after what happened to Jade Goody, she wants to be extra careful and shit. Crackie, please. You know the real reason why she goes to the hospital. She sends her crackhive off to sneak into the medicine closet to get fill itself with a ton of delicious dolls for Wino to feast on later. And while she’s there, she gives a blow job or two to a nitrous tank. That’s the real reason!

Tags: Amy Winehouse, Crackheads, Fergie

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