Dancing with the Has-Beens is now Dancing with the Broken Down Bitches, because they are all basically murdering themselves for a paycheck. The Woz busted his shit up. Jewel and Nancy O’Dell both wrecked their knees. That hot peen from Sex & the City pulled his groin. Steve-O is almost a fucking paraplegic. Shawn Johnson has a crazy stalker trying to kidnap her ass and now Holly Madison might have cracked her damn rib.
UsWeekly says that Holly got busted up during rehearsals last week, but kept on walking around and shaking her chichis like a champ. I almost said “dancing,” but she doesn’t do any of that.
Holly’s spokesbitch said the pain has gotten so bad that she can’t do some of the moves anymore, so she’s going off to the doctor to see if he can fix her. But there’s a possibility that her baby back ribs are damaged.
Poor Holly. How is she going to ride the dick if she’s got a damn rib bone sticking out of her skin. That will break a boner. Skank needs to get that shit super glued or something, because her career as a professional slut is at stake! No jokes.
The whole show is turning into a triage center. A bitch is going to get killed! Their careers are already dead, do they want their bodies to follow?! And notice how the only bitch standing there with her back fat intact is the evil CHERYL BURKE. Stick her in a box, put a possum on top and send her down the river. That witch is taking no prisoners!