The Photoshop Awards: Kelly Clarkson…AGAIN
March 27, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Kelly Clarkson is wasting her precious time posing in these photo shoos for her music shit. They are just going to make her look like a character in the new Pixar movie anyway. She might as well be doing other shit like, I don’t know, kicking the whore who made her wear that fuckery.
Yeah, I don’t know what happened with that outfit. Was it born from the Dollar Tree challenge on Project Runway? Because I see a feather duster, some placemats, a few safety pins and a kite. No bitch would want to hook up with her ass in that fugnesss, even if she wanted to.
And what is up with all those damn fucking sparklies?! You’re not Robert Pattinson, bitch! Don’t try to replicate the sparkly!
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