Morning Wood
March 27, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
50 animals who hate baths! Sadly, Robert Pattinson didn’t make the list – Best Week Ever
If Natalie Portman is going to enter her slut years, she better wear something hotter than this mess – ICYDK
Animals reacting to farts – Urlesque
Which celebwhores just want to eat their own assholes out for hours on end? – Holy Moly!
The Vampire Diaries sounds like a dirty toilet version of True Blood – Socialite Life
Kenley Penley denies being a pussy thrower – Popeater
Some bitch waited four years to tell Jeffrey Dean Morgan he’s the father of her child. The fact that he has Watchmen money now has nothing to do with it, right? – I’m Not Obsessed
I’d rather wear baked baby diarrhea – Celebitchy
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