Is That James Franco In The Background?

March 27, 2009 / Posted by:

OK James, you can drop character now, Pineapple Express been on DVD for like 6 months already.

But enough of that. Joe Jonas must have been watching reruns of That 70’s Show because homevirgin is looking like a new age Wilmer Valderrama. You don’t go around looking that succulently delicious unless you’re ready to pop your nut cherry all over a quivering, steaming no-no. Purity ring my taint! He’s totally DTF (down to fuck) right on the sidewalk. Dude is titty fucking and prematurely jizzing on all of us with his eyes. Bitch must have caught a glimpse of himself in a window or something, because it looks like he’s giving his peen a little tickle. I know that move.

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