Tickets To The Gun Show

March 26, 2009 / Posted by:

Alien Princess RiRi of the Universe is now packing heat to protect her ass from the rabid animal that mauled her ass. RiRi is rich, so when she decides that she wants to get some fugliness tattooed on her body by her favorite artist, she just puts his ass on a jet plane and flies him out.

RiRi summoned tattoo artist Bang Bang from NYC to L.A. to put a gun on her body. At first, Bang Bang drew two guns on her shoulders. Thankfully, RiRi used her brain and cut the idea, because she knew her pimps at Cover Girl would not approve. I guess they aren’t putting out a concealer stick to hide ridiculousness anytime soon. Although, they could easily use the slogan: “Cheesy, Sleazy, Fugliful…Cover Dumb Fuck.

RiRi decided to get it on her ribcage instead. And that’s where it finally landed.

In about 20 years, when her skin starts to creep towards the ground, that “*hardcore*badass*” gun is going to look like a wet turd stain. Actually, it kind of looks like that now.

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