Padma Lakshmi Sexing Up A Cheeseburger

March 26, 2009 / Posted by:

Isn’t this how you eat a cheeseburger? You sit on a stoop, hike up your dress, spread your legs and devour that thing like it was a 9″ dick. Just like a dick, that cheeseburger won’t tell you it loves you, won’t fucking touch your ass afterwards and won’t even thinking of calling you the next day. Look, it even busted one on her leg and didn’t apologize or give her a baby wipe.

But on a serious note, hot bitches like this don’t eat that shit! Padma is faking it. Hardee’s is not catering to their demographic. This should be an obese construction worker, sitting on the sidewalk with sauce dripping all over his left moob which is poking out of his overalls. Way sexier.

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