Question? When an Ooma Loompa ripens into a pepaw does his orange face turn red? Because that’s what Nick Nolte is giving me here. He’s also giving me the hots in the face. Oh how I want to take him by the hand and lead him to a giant bowl of ice and slowly stick his face in it. This is a face only a fire extinguisher could love.
Maybe there’s a good explanation for this. Maybe he’s trying to make extra money by being a guinea pig for Blohan’s new line of spray tan? He’s almost the exact shade of a Lohan.