Damn You, Brit Brit!

Adnan Ghalib is that roach in your house that just won’t die. You drop a roach motel on it, you shoot it with a gun, you play a Heidi Montag song for it and it still won’t just die! It keeps coming back and that’s what Adnan is doing. Just when I was staring to be able to look at a velcro strip without thinking of that skeezer, he’s back. And Brit Brit takes 100% of the blame for this, because apparently she’s still sending him text messages. Adnan can’t reply, because if he texts back, he’ll be biting a bar of soap while his ass gets torn to pieces in the clink.

A source tells The Sun that Brit desperately wants him to show her a little love back, “She keeps sneaking messages to Adnan begging him to help her win back her freedom. She says she is lonely and misses being able to date the men she chooses. She feels trapped. She has been begging him to meet her and help her come up with a plan to get out of her dad’s conservatorship. Some messages have got back to her via her hairdressers and style team – but Adnan cannot contact her otherwise he will face jail.”

Maybe this is Daddy Spears at work and he’s trying to trap Adnan into replying, so he can send his skanky ass to jail? Operation Wax The Strip! Yeah, probably not. Brit Brit is totally stripmatized and it needs to stop. His face: I’m sick of looking at it.

It’s kind of shitty for her since Daddy Spears has her chained up. She can’t get over a bitch the way we all do: go out, get boozed, pass that ass around and then cry our shame away in the shower. Seriously, getting dicked in large quantities really does work wonders.