Afternoon Crumbs

March 26, 2009 / Posted by:

There’s enough grease on RiRi’s hair and face to keep my donut hole lubed up for years – Just Jared

Ryan Gosling’s green nipples – Popsugar

Some hot piece is living in a store in Milan for all to see – Towleroad

Ring ring! Hi, Ceiling Eyes, it’s me. Please go jump in a hole! Click! – Egotastic!

Two useless pieces of dried peen skin in Australia – Popsugar

For our sake, I hope Pamela Anderson is taking COVER THAT SHIT UP 101 – Hollywood Rag

Jewel’s broken knee matches her broken teefs – Hollywood Tuna

Beyonce’s road of delusion is 19 million miles long – Lainey Gossip

Some dumb ho teaches all of us about the science of rockets (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Photoshop master works – Cityrag

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